Monday, April 10, 2006

What to do...

I have a day later this week when I have the use of a car and a little money, I can leave work early, and I don't have to answer to anyone when I get home. A perfect time to indulge.

But I just can't decide what to do. Among my options are a visit to the sleaziest strip club in the state, maybe in the region; a trip to a local Asian massage parlor; scheduling an appointment with a private masseuse who advertises on craigslist; or an attempt to connect with someone on CL Casual Encounters.

Connecting with someone 'real' from CL is tough to begin with and the craziness factor is just too dangerous. I'd hate to come home to a boiling rabbit.

The private masseuse is tempting but she makes it clear on her site that no sex is involved, probably to throw off any law enforcement visitors. She advertises a sensual massage so I assume that means a happy ending with a hand job, but it's too uncertain for me to spend the money. Besides, she's located in my neighborhood so there's a danger of someone I know seeing the car in an unusal place. (It's happened to me before with disastrous results.)

That leaves my two top choices. It's so hard to decide. I haven't been to the strip club in a couple of years and I've been reading a lot about how it has turned into an open bordello. There are private booths to rent for 15 minutes where dancers offer everthing and anything - for a price. Unless my little head takes over and makes the decision for me, I would avoid the booths because of wet spots and creepy crawly things and gerneral dirtiness described in the online postings. Of course there still is the traditional tip the dancers at the stage and wallow in tits and ass and crotches as women try to seduce the money out of me. A lap dance with the right stripper will yield the same results with a lot of fantasy fodder thrown in.

I haven't been to any of the local AMPs yet, but one has consistently gotten good reviews. It's an R&T (rub & tug) joint where an Asian woman washes you in a table shower, works you over with a strong massage and finishes with a hand release. It's very tempting after the wonderful experiences I've had similar places in the big city.

So, a down and dirty visit to a club with several sleazy women rubbing themselves all over me or a relaxing visit with one woman tending to my personal needs. I'll probably decide in the car as I approach the exit closest to one of my options.

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